couple-of-dumbasses:

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

*history teachers crying*

(Source: felixdawkins23, via artisinmysoul)

i think that everyone has scars

maybe not on their wrists or their inner thighs or on their knees

but

on their hearts, souls, and between the cracks and crevices of the little universes they’ve created inside of themselves

(Source: unwantedspeculations, via artisinmysoul)

"you can pretend i don’t exist but i still made you cum"
- i want this etched into my gravestone  (via usvojena)

(Source: unclefather, via thatblondecatlady)

teenscoolest:

we live in the era of smart phones and stupid people

(via crunchier)

zillatamer:

letterstogodptiii:

tea-books-and-blankets:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy 

“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

a pop up book

(via thesoundsoul)

"Too many of us are not living our dreams because we are living our fears."
- (via ohlovequotes)