somebody was caught robbing the cemetery!!
this is a very grave situation
you can always tell who has the most social confidence by who blows their nose in class
'if lesbians use dildos why don't they just have sex with a man?'
'if straight men like fucking women in the ass why don't they just fuck men?'
Finally, a brilliant response to a dumb question.
if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge
Never trust a man who howls at you like a wolf
without treating you like the moon."