artichokehold:

communistbakery:

somebody was caught robbing the cemetery!!

this is a very grave situation

(Source: communistbakery, via hasbern96)

en-crypted:

you can always tell who has the most social confidence by who blows their nose in class 

(via hasbern96)

refreshinglyclassic:

burningoleander:

midnight-emotive:

'if lesbians use dildos why don't they just have sex with a man?'

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'if straight men like fucking women in the ass why don't they just fuck men?'

Finally, a brilliant response to a dumb question.

(via thisisew)

if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

(Source: hunterandrewpence, via hasbern96)

"

Never trust a man who howls at you like a wolf

without treating you like the moon.

"
- Meggie Royer. Metaphors My Mother Never Taught Me (via tristyntothesea)

(Source: schmab-elyse, via drocjay)

"I don’t fear commitment. I fear wasting my time."
- (via pastured)

(Source: shelleywangbang, via world-of-glitter)

suckmyvertical:

fucking cuddle with me you bitch

(via hasbern96)

lilbitch2006:

u are a garden and sadly i’m like 12 gardens or a greenhouse. i’m better

(Source: thhot, via hasbern96)